bards who try to seduce everything are the tabletop equivalent of your stereotypical deadpool cosplayer
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you can honestly get a lot of information on someone by their favorite bird(s)
ostriches, penguins, kiwis: probably under 12 years old
pigeons, sparrows, starlings: appreciates the little things, probably someone who’s kind when nobody’s looking
hummingbirds: either a middle aged mom or a grandparent
parrots: Just That Kind Of Person
crows, ravens, magpies, corvids in general: probably went through an emo phase, can tell you more than you want to know about animal intelligence